wwiao: today i told two boys i would make out with them if they kissed each other and they did then i slapped them both and called them gay
countloaf: No shave november? how about no eating november give the ethiopians something they can win at
blogsaretough: idea for a party: check your privilege at the door party guests will enter the house where party host will determine each guest’s privilege (white privilege, cisgender privilege, heterosexual privilege, rich privilege, literate privilege, etc.) and will then hang a sign (or multiple signs for multiple privileges!) around that guest’s neck to be worn for the duration of the...
scrapes: I’ve collected all the tears i’ve shed this year in large jar and when the clock strikes 12 i’m going to pour it all over my nubile body and run through my neighbors backyard naked screaming HAPPY NEW TEARS as their children watch in amazement
blogsaretough: if you think you’ve forgotten something, it’s probably the titans
blogsaretough: The president is dead.
blogsaretough: there’s always money in the meerkat manor
nancygracesnipslip: My new year’s resolution is to become Lindsay Lohan.
katara: i get bullied on my own fb statuses
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
littlesainteverets: if you sleep in the nude do you have to get on the Polar Express like that
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h0mosimpson: no mum i can’t get out of bed before 12 i have the emo
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