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batreaux:

richwhitelesbian:

batreaux:

statistically speaking the first cut is not always the deepest, it is completely related to the force and angle of the blade

you fucker youre ruining the dixie chicks for me and thats worse than anything

SHERYL CROW IS UPSET

whalebiology:

so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom

and…

God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my whirlybird.” and then the camera pans to

Spongebob killed dozens of people.

itnernet:

you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo